Scribbles is a column that outlines my day as it is happening.
So I woke up early (11:30am. It’s Sunday, that’s early.) I wanted to throw some laundry in before the Eagles/Cardinals game. It’s the best time to do laundry because who is going to do their laundry during the games today, right? I get downstairs to the laundry room, round the corner and it’s like the men’s room at the Verizon Center in between periods. Every guy in my complex is in line for the washing machines.
Man was I relieved that Jordan Sparks sang the national anthem before the Eagles/Cards game. I thought it was supposed to be Jennifer Hudson. I have met Jennifer Hudson. Well I met her “people” at the Vanity Fair party the year she won her Oscar for Dreamgirls. I was standing near the entrance and I guess I looked like her bitch because I watched as she sent her “people” over to me. Now this guy walking toward me is wearing one of those ear piece things that the uber important employees at The Gap wear. You know, in case there is some denim emergency and they need to mobilize quickly to prevent a Gap meltdown.
Anyway, this douchebag walks up to me and says that Ms. Hudson needs a table. Now, if you have never been to the Vanity Fair after Oscars party before, the place is absolutely packed, wall to wall, with celebrities. It’s standing room only except for two booths near the front. I look at the guy and take a sip of champagne. He puts his finger up to his ear and pushes his ear piece deeper into his ear canal and speaks again…”He is not responding.” I laugh out loud at this and I think that may have angered his douchebagness a little because he seemed to get very agitated…”Do you have any idea who Ms. Hudson is? Find her a table.” Again I just stare at the guy wondering if he realizes what he does for a living. Now Jennifer Hudson is still standing near the entrance with the rest of her entourage of about 15 people (really, you need 15 people. In a room with Martin Scorcese, Mark Wahlberg, Reese Witherspoon, Madonna, etc…Jennifer Hudson is… how do you say…a nobody.) Anyway to make a long story longer I look at him and say…”There are two booths in the entire place man.” We look over at the booths. Dame Helen Mirren (Oscar winner for “The Queen”) is sitting in one, and in the other is Martin Scorsese (Oscar winner for “The Departed.”) “Which person, both of whom have no idea who Ms. Hudson is, would you like me to tell to get up?” With that he walks back to her and her other douchebags in a huff and reports that she is also a douchebag and should go home. Or maybe that’s just what I would have said to her, no way to know for sure. I think she is singing for the superbowl though. Just take after Whitney and sing it as it should be sung please.
Was Fitzgerald kept out of the endzone by his own player and then actually fumbled the ball only to be recovered by the Eagles? Why was this not reviewed? Am I the only one who saw this? I rewound that play several times and I am still not convinced the ball touched the goal line.
Wow DeSean Jackson with a hell of a rookie play. He ran down the Cards after a game changing interception to cause a fumble giving the ball back to the Eagles. That’s why you never give up on a play. Damn I love the playoffs.
Does anyone have a more perfect name for a wide receiver than Hank BASKET? He just got a big first down for the birds?
My roommate just said why don’t they hand it to Westbrook? The guy is unstoppable. With that, next two plays to Westbrook for a total of 23 yards. Brett may have a point.
By the way, the quarter is over and my laundry is still sitting in the laundry room, yet to go into the washing machine.
Oh my god, what a trick play ending with a bomb from Warner to Fitzgerald for a touchdown. For two teams I care nothing about this is turning out to be an awesome game.
Look at Kevin Curtis of the Eagles run. Huge gain on that pass. Curtis is like the white Usain Bolt of Philly. You can’t catch that guy. Remember that dude from Iowa who returned punts and kicks in the NFL? Bald headed white guy that might have been bionic I think. What in the hell was his name. Oh yeah, Tim Dwight. Just freakin” fast.
And Philly with another field goal to make it 14-6 Cards…My roommate is amazed that Arizona is winning, but let me interject with some football knoweldge by saying that it is taking trick plays for the Cards to be where they are in this game and the Eagles are just grinding it out and still in it. As time ticks by it is the Eagles that will be in the driver’s seat. Trick plays can only carry you for so long. Plus if I were a member of the Eagles defense you better believe that I step up my game. If only out of fear that Brian Dawkins will crush my skull. That guy is the definition of intense.
Man what is up with Edgerrin James. Just got a 22 yard gain. Try telling that guy he still can’t hang in the NFL.
Joe Buck just said that Kurt Warner doesn’t make many mistakes. Or was it Troy Aikman, I can’t tell their voices apart. Whomever it was, he seems to be right so far. But I wonder if it was always the case. When he stocked shelves at the supermarket several years ago, did he ever put Diet Coke where Diet Pepsi should have gone? I know I poke fun here but man what a great story this guy is. Talk about never giving up on a play, Warner has never given up on his dream. Superbowl winner and two time league MVP. He has gone from employee of the month to Hall of Famer.
WOW Fitzgerald with his third touchdown. It really isn’t fair. Unless it is a ridiculously horrible throw Fitzgerald is going to catch it. The guy is 6 foot 15 and has the ups of Lebron James. I could throw him a touchdown pass. This game is just amazingly silly to watch. What a turn of events…
What a kickoff. Did you see that? It hit the Eagles guy and Arizona recovered and the refs called it out of bounds. Are you kidding me? Are the refs Eagle fans? That is Arizona ball. This better bring out the red flag baby.
Now I am watching this replay with the rest of you and I see nothing indisputable to over turn the call but in my opinion this call should have never been made. It should have been Arizona ball and the Eagles should have had to challenge it.
The refs are saying that the ruling on the field is that the ball went out of bounds and therefor it is not a reviewable play. What a load of complete crap. The ball never went out of bounds. Ed Hochuli is wincing right now. Even he would have gotten that right. Or maybe he didn’t even see the play, probably at the gym. Ha.
Is it me or has this been the fastest first half ever?
I wonder if my clothes are still in the laundry room?
Is anyone else disappointed that Terry Bradshaw had to fly to Arizona and thus will not be at the FOX studios to give us his half time update? I love that guy.
Am I the only one truly amazed by Arizona? But in thinking about it, should I be amazed by the Cardinals or is this just the norm for the Eagles? I mean it IS an NFC championship game and we all know Philly’s record there. I at least wanted this game to be interesting.
I am not going back on my statement that this half seemed to fly by, but the last 2:00 of the half seem to be dragging on longer than… well… something really long.
And Neil Rackers on the field to crush the hopes and dreams of Philly fans everywhere. And it’s good for another 3 points, making it a 3 score lead now. I realize there is another half to play but maybe Philly should just board the bus and slip out of town quietly now.
FINALLY, halftime. Time to see if my laundry has cleaned itself.
Maybe my sense of time is all off but that seemed to be the quickest halftime ever.
Wow, Klecko and Mcnabb with an awesome scrambling play. Called back, all for nothing on a Klecko hold. Man the Eagles are making this game uninteresting.
And with that said, Jason Avant with a simply awesome grab for a big gain leading to a DeSean Jackson first down. Speaking of Jackson, were there just too many Sean’s in the world when he was born?
McNabb misses yet another open receiver and with the very next play he fumbles. Maybe I was wrong when I said that McNabb didn’t need to be dominant today. It’s been known to happen.
I can’t believe it. I am actually starting to want the Cards to do well. I have nothing against them, I just originally wanted a good game. I did pick the Eagles to win in a blowout, but now I am finding myself with my thumb out, hitchhiking, hoping the Arizona bandwagon drives by.
Wow if not for that Eagles blitz that rushed Warner, Boldin would have snagged that ball for yet another touchdown and I would have been riding shotgun on the Cardinals bandwagon.
Oh and I didn’t mean to keep you in suspense. My laundry was still there and is now in the washing machines. Plus I was able to cram all of my darks into one machine so as to save a buck twenty five. Thrifty I am, my friends.
I am not trying to find excuses to root for Arizona now that they are up by a bazillion points, but follow me here. As a Redskins fan, I am thinking that if the Eagles lose this game, or is it too early to say “when” the Eagles lose this game (there is 8:45 left in the third as I type). If they lose, then will McNabb be run out of Philly. And if he is run out of Philly, might it be a possibility that he jumps on I-95 and makes the short drive to Landover, MD to sport the burgundy and gold? ( I have to be honest, I forgot what interstate you take to get from Philly to the DC area. I had to use a life line. I phoned a friend. Thanks Ross. Oh, and if any of you ever need directions anywhere feel free to call my buddy Ross. I swear his nose points magnetic north.
Oh My God…a 50 yard completion to my boy Kevin Curtis on 3rd and 19…And Curtis looked as if he was still pulling away from the defense as he caught that ball. Somebody talk some sense into me before I draft that guy #1 next year in my fantasy league.
And FINALLY the Eagles offense puts a touchdown on the board. 24-13. Uh-oh Cardinals. Crap, I think I may have jumped on your bandwagon too soon.
Ooh, first play after the touchdown drive and Warner is rushed and hit for an incompletion. Have Dawkins and his boys awakened? Holy crap, second play and Warner is shellacked for another incompletion. Wow, 3rd and 10 and Warner is sacked for a loss. Hmmmm….I think I may get off the bandwagon at the next stop.
And McNabb to Curtis for a gain of 15 yards and a first down. I am loving this Ebony to Ivory connection the birds got going on here. As an aside, when asked, most people would say that the VH-1 behind the music Blue Oyster Cult SNL skit was their best ever. But I am throwing my red challenge flag here. It is a great skit for sure, but is it as good as Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo doing Stevie Wonder and Frank Sinatra?
Man, my laundry needs to be shifted to the dryers and my roommate won’t go do it for me. I even offered him money. Oh well, mildew is good for clothing right?
Joe Buck just pointed out that it would be a 61 yard field goal from here. Really? Does that even need to be said? What kind of commentating is that? There is no reason that you should give us field goal yardage until it is under 50 yards…”And the Eagles take a knee in the end zone. They will start with the ball on the 20 yard line. It will be a 97 yard field goal attempt from here.” Thanks Joe, what would we do without you.
HOLY CRAP. McNabb to Brent Celek for another touchdown pass. But they miss the extra point. AN EXTRA POINT. I can kick an extra point. My sister can kick an extra point. Hey Philly, pay me several hundred thousand dollars a year and I will miss an extra point for you too. Or how about this, go for two. What in the hell were you thinking?
165- 1. That is the total yards in the third quarter, Eagles with the 165. Although Warner did just catch his own pass and gain 3 more yards to bring the Cardinals 3rd quarter total to an impressive 4 yards.
Quick run to the laundry room to switch ’em over and dry my threads before the 4th begins. Oh crap, it just started.
I just realized I’m wearing socks with flip flops. No wonder I get all the ladies. Ha.
OK so 11:15 left in the game and the Eagles are driving. Is it possible that the Cardinals were the ones that sneaked out and left at halftime?
I can not even begin to type what I actually screamed when DeSean Jackson caught that amazing, circus, juggling touchdown pass to put the Eagles up by one. But it was something like this. Oooooh!!! No *expletive* way. Are you *expletive* kidding me? Seriously? Seriously? (Evidently I ask a lot of questions when I am truly amazed.) Was that not the most amazing catch ever? (Clearly it was not the most amazing catch ever. I mean there was the Immaculate Reception. “The Catch” by Dwight Clark, which was even more awesome because it was made against the Cowboys. And of course the reception last year against the Patriots that allowed the Giants to win the Superbowl. But this grab, this was surely the greatest catch of this game). DeSean does need to work on his endzone dance though.
Is it me or is Brian Dawkins just scary. He hits so hard on every freakin’ play. Every single one.
3rd and short and Hightower did not get it. Wait, Joe just reminded me that the yellow line is not official, so I will wait for the measurement. And of course, I was right, he is short. What do you do? What do you do? Kenny decides to go for it. Interesting play coming up.
And turns out that Whisenhunt made the right decision. He gave it to the rookie, Hightower for a first down. A rookie gets the ball in what was such a huge play. In the biggest game of Kenny’s career he puts it in the hands of a rookie. That’s confidence. Any bets that Edgerrin will be looking for another team next year.
I love it. They just showed a Cards fan holding a sign that said “We are who we thought we were.” Fantastic.
I can’t believe this Arizona drive. It looks like they are trying to kill the clock and just kick a field goal. I don’t get that. There is 2:59 left.
Commercial. Thank god. I need a break. I am actually sweating here. This is a great freakin’ game. It has had everything. Trick plays, long bombs, a great comeback, missed kicks. It doesn’t get any better.
Arizona scores. And now they must go for two. So intriguing. It amazes me that the NFC will be represented in the Superbowl by a team (either the Eagles or the Cards) that didn’t even deserve to be in the playoffs this year. If this is not a prime example for a playoff system in college football I don’t know what is.
They got it. They got it. Two point conversion for Arizona. Man! The Cards are up by three. But there is still plenty of time on the clock for Philly. What will happen? What will the outcome be? I am going crazy here. I am jumping up and down, pacing back and forth, and I am not even routing for either team. This is insane. I don’t know what I want to happen here. This is such a weird position to be in. I am excited but don’t know why.
1st and 10 and McNabb throws to Westbrook who promptly drops it. Westbrook is having a horrible game.
2nd and 10 and McNabb hits Jackson for a 9 yard gain and he gets out of bounds. Nice play.
3rd and 1 and McNabb to Celek for a 5 yard gain and a first down. Philly realizes they have plenty of time. They are picking them apart.
1st and 10 and Westbrook shows up with an amazing catch for a 19 yard gain AND he gets out of bounds because they only have 1 timeout left. That is just good clock management. A real heads up play.
1st and 10 and McNabb throws an incompletion. Thank god. I am tired, my back hurts and I need a little breather.
2nd and 10 and DeSean is overthrown.
3rd and 10 and McNabb throws behind Hank Basket. It is 4th down and Philly is near midfield. We are at the two minute warning (Thank god. My fingers are wiped out from typing). You have no idea but I have a billion typos that I will have to go back and correct in this column. Most of these words, I can’t even read what I was typing.
4th and 10. Here we go…What? Are you kidding me? No pass interference flag? Kevin Curtis was tackled before the ball got there. I need to see a replay. Yeah, he completely tackled him. The Card defender tripped and fell but he tripped and fell on Curtis’ legs causing him to fall. That is pass interference. Hmmm, that will be talked about all week.
OK I just saw that replay again and without a doubt THAT WAS PASS INTERFERENCE. I don’t care who wins but come on refs, you shouldn’t either. MAKE YOUR CALLS. Now we will never know if the Cardinals deserve to be in the Superbowl. You think the Cards want it this way? Nobody wants it decided by a referee but now the NFC has their Superbowl team possibly decided by a no call.
I just had a conversation with my roommate that went like this.
- Brett: Dude, it’s been 10 years since Warner won the Superbowl.
- Me: What? Seriously? But they just said he was 37 yrs old.
- Brett: Yeah, that means he was 27 when he won it with the Rams.
- Me: You were always good in math.
- Brett: Dick.
- Me: Seriously though, I thought he was 37 when he won it back then.
- Brett: Me too. This guy is like Dick Clark. He doesn’t age. He has been 37 ever since he restocked that palette of dial soap on aisle 8.
OK that last line I made up, but doesn’t it seem like this guy has been the same age since he fist came on the scene all those years ago. He is an impressive story. Simply impressive.
And now the confetti is falling as the Cards win a phenomenally exciting game. They just interviewed a Cardinal player who was crying. Come on dude, you still have one more game to play. I am afraid that this is their superbowl and they won’t show up next game.
See I told you the Cardinals would win. I have been on their bandwagon since…(trying hard to think back that far) since the 2nd quarter. Go Cardinals. Man that stadium is really cool.
Time to get my laundry.
You are on your own for the AFC game folks.
As always questions, comments, and insults are encouraged.